This fall, when the staffer was struck It seemed like some really bad luck But now she is suing For Metro’s wrongdoing And stands to make more than a buck

The crasher count climbed up to three (The new guy is known in Mount P) These folks are tenacious But not all that gracious I’m over it; can’t we all be?

Most likely, it wasn’t that stunning That Peebles is not in the running So will it be Gray With Don helping pay By using his real estate cunning?

Suspension with no end in sight And Gilbert seems really contrite Suffice it to say With snow or bourré You don’t bring a gun to that fight!