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On early Sunday morning the so-called “Cuddler” made an appearance in a woman’s home along the 3800 block of Calvert Street NW. WaPo used the crime to start addressing the perp as the “Cuddler” who may be linked to similar assaults in the area. The Sexist suggests it’s a really bad way to describe this individual’s alleged crimes which range from putting a blanket on a sleeping woman to putting his dick on an unsuspecting woman’s thigh. According to the police report on Sunday’s incident, the perp did a little more than his WaPo-approved nickname would suggest.

The report states that a woman woke up Sunday morning to find a man in her bed. The man was laying beside her, “hugging her.” He then began “to thrust several times” against the woman until she began to scream. The perp then fled the house.

There were no signs the perp broke into the home.