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For Haiti, this week was the worst
But D.C. need not be coerced
We know a good cause
Like doctors and gauze
And helping to quench growing thirst

On Wednesday, John Catoe took action
To stop his “unhealthy distraction
The Red Line derailed
And critics prevailed
By force of their dissatisfaction

The consequence for his aggression:
A felony charge for possession
His stardom may sink
But not in the clink?
The perks of a guilty confession…