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Your volunteer prospects are grim
Since this has filled up to the brim
With cash, you are blessed?
Then let me suggest
You purchase the ‘zards on a whim
Go quick, or you’ll lose out to Ted
Who wants ’em, now Pollin is dead
He’s willing to pay
‘Cause the place where they play
Could get the Caps outta the red