For invalids trying to cope Catania’s bill offers some hope Spared legal offense Five stores could dispense That herb that our parents call dope

For helping the suffering Haitians M. Barry’s requesting donations But twenty years back It would have been crack And different solicitations

This Friday pro-lifers will show And street traffic surely will slow They’re out on the Lawn Deploring dead spawn And protesting ev’rything Roe

The sex and the drugs are complete But how ’bout that great D.C. beat? Tonight it’ll jive As Sockets turns five Get down, hit the town, move your feet