For invalids trying to cope
Catania’s bill offers some hope
Spared legal offense
Five stores could dispense
That herb that our parents call dope

For helping the suffering Haitians
M. Barry’s requesting donations
But twenty years back
It would have been crack
And different solicitations

This Friday pro-lifers will show
And street traffic surely will slow
They’re out on the Lawn
Deploring dead spawn
And protesting ev’rything Roe

The sex and the drugs are complete
But how ’bout that great D.C. beat?
Tonight it’ll jive
As Sockets turns five
Get down, hit the town, move your feet