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Some hubbub Bill Turque has attracted
(The post that he wrote was redacted)
Give readers some credit
Acknowledge the edit!
Don’t hope that the public’s distracted
Well, Butterstick, what a good run
Your time in D.C. is near done
Before China takes
Let ol’ Land O’Lakes
Treat all of your fans to some fun