Some hubbub Bill Turque has attracted (The post that he wrote was redacted) Give readers some credit Acknowledge the edit! Don’t hope that the public’s distracted

Now Metro’s board got a new chair And newbies with fantastic hair But that isn’t all They’ve stemmed the shortfall By adding a dime to the fare

Well, Butterstick, what a good run Your time in D.C. is near done Before China takes Let ol’ Land O’Lakes Treat all of your fans to some fun

Catania will seek reelection With Motley the other selection The fight may be fair But one thing they share: A hist’ry of party defection