Some hubbub Bill Turque has attracted
(The post that he wrote was redacted)
Give readers some credit
Acknowledge the edit!
Don’t hope that the public’s distracted

Now Metro’s board got a new chair
And newbies with fantastic hair
But that isn’t all
They’ve stemmed the shortfall
By adding a dime to the fare

Well, Butterstick, what a good run
Your time in D.C. is near done
Before China takes
Let ol’ Land O’Lakes
Treat all of your fans to some fun

Catania will seek reelection
With Motley the other selection
The fight may be fair
But one thing they share:
A hist’ry of party defection