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How ’bout if Arenas’ op-ed
Was written in verses instead?
(He says he’s no fighter
But sure ain’t a writer)
In lim’rick form, here’s what he said:

I messed up, and that is the truth
But one thing was really uncouth
I aim to inspire
Not bless arms of fire
I’m sorry to let down the youth

Regarding the guns, I feel crappy
But recently this made me happy:
I saw at last game
A jersey! My name!
(I’m sensitive, verging on sappy)