The snow has us wholly obsessed But lest we get bored and depressed I’ve taken the time (Surprise! It’ll rhyme) Assignments, for some, I’ll suggest:

How loudly the bell seems to toll Yet Fenty has not read that poll! I know, there’s this storm But seems like poor form Ain’t being informed, like, your role?

Seems AG will soon be elected An outcome P. Nickles rejected I thought you were for it But no, you deplore it? Please tell us, why now you’ve objected

The loss of Tai Shan was so bitter Dear zoo creatures, make a new critter! Preferably furry And cute in a flurry And great if we get a whole litter