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If you said there’d be hell to pay at the Safeway in Adams Morgan, you were right! There isn’t a bagel to be found in the place. It’s a maelstrom, people—looting and other acts of outrage…rolls of toilet paper flying, kitty litter strewn athwart aisle 7, sausage casings used to garrote innocent children…we’ll let the footage speak for itself.