Are you open? Yes, till 8 p.m.
What snow stuff do you still have in stock? Salt, ice scrapers, ice breakers—”Is that an Ice Bully?” “No, it’s a garden tool.”—-firewood.
Any snow shovels? “Not at all.”
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