Hello again, season of Lent
M. Barry has lots to repent
Like others, he’s risen
From death (or from prison)
No matter how sketchy and bent

Kerplunk, went the latest report
Jaw-dropping was Barry’s retort
Said Bennett transgressed
And once or twice stressed
Ward 8 as a lame last resort

You know what is totally splendid?
Those days without letters have ended
But junk mail you’ve gotten
Goes straight to Fort Totten
Recyc’ling this week? Still suspended

The meanest of cold-hearted schlubs
Will melt at the zoo’s brand new cubs
If making the trek
Say hi to Glenn Beck
And all of the CPAC Repubs

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