The man with an arm like a hammer Whose back taxes caused quite the clamor The infamous Cho Does not have to go Spend 40 long years in the slammer

D.C. has a new place to eat (Its transport was quite the mean feat) You know what’d be hot? Some food from this ‘bot To make morning breakfast complete

Gee, what was this statement from Brown? He may or may not seek the crown He’d change up Rhee’s style And running’s worthwhile To show we’re no one-pony town

An even less likely event: The seeds of Ward 8 discontent The dude was unruly Says sorry, and truly Where ends his free-falling descent?