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The man with an arm like a hammer
Whose back taxes caused quite the clamor
The infamous Cho
Does not have to go
Spend 40 long years in the slammer
D.C. has a new place to eat
(Its transport was quite the mean feat)
You know what’d be hot?
Some food from this ‘bot
To make morning breakfast complete
Gee, what was this statement from Brown?
He may or may not seek the crown
He’d change up Rhee’s style
And running’s worthwhile
To show we’re no one-pony town
An even less likely event:
The seeds of Ward 8 discontent
The dude was unruly
Says sorry, and truly
Where ends his free-falling descent?