I’m sure that it stings and it hurts But those are the man’s just deserts Now censured and stripped Political crypt Or time for the guy to chase skirts?

And as for dessert with two S’s Free cupcakes for those who said yeses Congressional stalling (While mostly appalling) Has rarely produced such successes!

Smithsonian folks, so astute Said thanks-but-no-thanks on the suit The press release brevity Made for some levity And others are wanting that loot…

And then there’s the Pentagon shooter Big news! The guy used a computer! From this, we deduce Some screws were quite loose T’was not just your av’rage commuter