An end to that timeless charade? (Where Fenty’s a jerk through his aide) Did all of that dough Make Fenty bestow The tickets ‘fore game one is played?

This week was a sign of our times And needs something more than mere rhymes So check out these shots Of folks tying knots Imagine those wedding bell chimes…

If I played it cool, I’d be lying I’m stoked that this rumor is flying Colicchio speaks: They film in mere weeks Is D.C. the place where they’re frying?

St. Patrick, I’m sure, would be proud That briefly these things are allowed To all D.C. fogies Select your best stogies And smoke with a nice Irish crowd