An end to that timeless charade?
(Where Fenty’s a jerk through his aide)
Did all of that dough
Make Fenty bestow
The tickets ‘fore game one is played?
This week was a sign of our times
And needs something more than mere rhymes
So check out these shots
Of folks tying knots
Imagine those wedding bell chimes…
If I played it cool, I’d be lying
I’m stoked that this rumor is flying
They film in mere weeks
Is D.C. the place where they’re frying?
St. Patrick, I’m sure, would be proud
That briefly these things are allowed
To all D.C. fogies
Select your best stogies
And smoke with a nice Irish crowd