To honor that Emerald Isle Try kickin’ it – limerick style You say it’s too risky? Drink more of that whiskey And talk to that lass with the smile

Some limericks really are lewd With jokes ’bout your mom (in the nude!) G. Shaw cast aspersions On sanitized versions He thought they were crap if not crude

These rhymes are quite Irish, don’t fear But credit is shared with Ed Lear That silly ol’ Brit Made lim’ricks legit Now ponder whilst sipping green beer…