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Behold the new club on the block
For nights when it’s dancing o’clock
I hear that the bass
Now that is some serious rock

’bout Rhee there is always some scowling
And Hardy has many folks howling
Now Council proceedings
Take cues from kids’ readings
With villainous jabs based on Rowling

Some sunshine, both real and instructive
We citizens find quite seductive
M. Bowser’s idea
While no panacea
Potentially could be constructive

Those Georgetown boys just couldn’t hack it
And now they have f-ed up your bracket
I know this is lame
But it’s just a game…?
And soon you need not wear a jacket!!!