Behold the new club on the block For nights when it’s dancing o’clock I hear that the bass WILL BLOW OFF YOUR FACE Now that is some serious rock

’bout Rhee there is always some scowling And Hardy has many folks howling Now Council proceedings Take cues from kids’ readings With villainous jabs based on Rowling

Some sunshine, both real and instructive We citizens find quite seductive M. Bowser’s idea While no panacea Potentially could be constructive

Those Georgetown boys just couldn’t hack it And now they have f-ed up your bracket I know this is lame But it’s just a game…? And soon you need not wear a jacket!!!