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Annoyances. They’re all-consuming
As peak tourist season is looming
With weather so warm
Midwesterners swarm
To see all those cherries a-blooming

I used to be part of that blight
T’was slow-moving, nice, and polite
Of that, I’m bereft
If you stand on the left
Prepare for a tickling fight