Gay marriage: Repubs want to scratch it Amendment: They tried to attach it The “big fucking deal” Rejected their zeal Since Dems had the votes to dispatch it

I’m hearing the soundbite already Enrollment in schools is quite steady The first time in years They’ve calmed parents’ fears (Or private school fees are too heady?)

Some places can now safely boast That citizens like them the most A dive, you are cravin’? Head out to The Raven It’s best for a PBR toast

This cephalopod needs a name To bring it attention and fame With Tai Shan departed The zoo’s brokenhearted And Octy’s their number one game