Gay marriage: Repubs want to scratch it
Amendment: They tried to attach it
The “big fucking deal
Rejected their zeal
Since Dems had the votes to dispatch it

I’m hearing the soundbite already
Enrollment in schools is quite steady
The first time in years
They’ve calmed parents’ fears
(Or private school fees are too heady?)

Some places can now safely boast
That citizens like them the most
A dive, you are cravin’?
Head out to The Raven
It’s best for a PBR toast

This cephalopod needs a name
To bring it attention and fame
With Tai Shan departed
The zoo’s brokenhearted
And Octy’s their number one game