The District is hard up for Gs And fixing that won’t be a breeze That time you drove fast? The bus that you passed? Get ready to pay more in fees

The budget, so often long-winded And partly it’s thanks to what Jim did At first, it hurt tenants But F. paid his penance: The draft was quite quickly rescinded

Tuition growth soon will be capped To help those financially strapped Those bastions of snobbery Still highway robbery? Or must they also adapt?

A shooting, the worst here in years Brought sadness, renewing old fears The presser delayed ‘Cause Fenty vacay-ed Jamaica? Or where? We’re all ears