City Paper is not for tourists Find out why Our free newsletters gives locals the information they need every week day around noon and we recommend things for you to do twice a week. Success! We'll see you in your inbox. Whoops! There was an error and we couldn't process your subscription. Please reload the page and try again. Processing… I'm not interested Happy holidays! Timestamp notwithstanding (see above), for at least a few minutes this afternoon, the Washington Post homepage traveled back in time to Dec. 31, 2009. After today’s Nats loss, who can blame ’em?