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Smithsonian turned it away
But other folks wanted to play
Newseum prevailed
And then they unveiled
Their plans for the suit’s own display

A 20 will soon let you scope
The suit! (Is it olive or taupe?)
That’s all good and well
But dammit-to-hell
I’d rather see pants from this dope