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Some space in your basement downstairs?
Then quick get a drill and some chairs
No dental degree?
It’s easy; you’ll see!
Diplomas are surely for squares
But watch that no teeth get infected
‘Cause that’s how these frauds were detected
The care was regrettable
Though it’s what’s gettable
Cheap, but it must be corrected