For once, city workers can smirk Today, they alone don’t have work With boozing extended Life’s even more splendid! There’s one word for them and it’s: jerk.

Once freed from their desk or a meeting Perhaps D.C. lackeys are tweeting Now saved for posterity All your hilarity Twitter. No longer so fleeting…

The Summit is now in the past Commutes are no longer harassed One lesson to learn Is look ‘fore you turn ‘Cause this left us all quite aghast

This saga is slowly unfolding With Gandhi acerbic’lly scolding: For all of Rhee’s zeal The surplus ain’t real! Could this mean the contract is folding?