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For once, city workers can smirk
Today, they alone don’t have work
With boozing extended
Life’s even more splendid!
There’s one word for them and it’s: jerk.

Once freed from their desk or a meeting
Perhaps D.C. lackeys are tweeting
Now saved for posterity
All your hilarity
Twitter. No longer so fleeting…

The Summit is now in the past
Commutes are no longer harassed
One lesson to learn
Is look ‘fore you turn
‘Cause this left us all quite aghast

This saga is slowly unfolding
With Gandhi acerbic’lly scolding:
For all of Rhee’s zeal
The surplus ain’t real!
Could this mean the contract is folding?