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You just killed your sixth PBR
And surely you can’t drive a car
A bike’s your resort?
Heck no, says the Court
You might as well sleep at the bar
The House bill’s untimely demise
Struck many as quite the surprise
The gun-control laws
Got stuck in the jaws
Of serious N.R.A. guys