You just killed your sixth PBR And surely you can’t drive a car A bike’s your resort? Heck no, says the Court You might as well sleep at the bar

The Council made up for lost time By voting that weed ain’t a crime Get in on the icky By being a sickie (No love for you folks in your prime)

And speaking of lives that are charmed Don’t worry! Kal Penn wasn’t harmed! The star of the Castle Was given a hassle By some dude who’s stupid, but armed

The House bill’s untimely demise Struck many as quite the surprise The gun-control laws Got stuck in the jaws Of serious N.R.A. guys