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Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli just won’t let anyone get sexy, will he? First, he wanted state universities to end discrimination protections for gay people, and now he’s even making Roman goddesses more modest.
The Virginian-Pilot reported Saturday that the seal on Cuccinelli’s staff pins is different from the one usually used by the state. While the typical seal has Roman goddess Virtus baring one breast, in Cuccinnelli’s version, both mammaries are covered with armor. How very John Ashcroft of him! When he passed out the pins, Cuccinnelli said the new version was more modest.
WaPo has Cuccinnelli saying he was joking, but that doesn’t stop porn mustache cultivator Larry Sabato from dropping in for a laugh at Cuccinelli’s expense:
The joke might be on him, said University of Virginia political scientist Larry Sabato.“When you ask to be ridiculed, it usually happens. And it will happen here, nationally,” he said. “This is classical art, for goodness’ sake.”
WAMU’s Kojo Nnamdi, who is never modest in his loud shirts, gave outgoing Loose Lips Mike Debonis a Bud Light-inspired “Real Kojo Guests of Genius” send-off on Friday. Highlight: calling Debonis the “warlock of the Wilson Building.”
Meanwhile, the Unification Church is looking for buyers for the Washington Times. Former editor John Solomon is listed as a potential buyer, but I’ve got a better idea.
Philip Anschutz, the conservative mogul behind the Examiner and the Weekly Standard, should buy it. He gets a marginally more respected publication, and a higher-tier stable of conservative pundits. It’s the perfect opportunity to dump Gregory Kane!