The Andean cubs have been seen With mama bear (named Billie Jean) The way that they tumbled M.J. would be humbled On dance floors, the bear is a queen

The lib ain’t intended to last Perhaps it’s a little half-assed A driver, quite drunk Took out a big chunk And shut it all down (that was fast)

This lim’rick is, um, quite hard-hitting But HushGalleria is quitting! The man wants to bail His house is for sale (The buyer is surely unwitting)

The Safeway so Social is back Celebs came to hob-knob and snack But folks such as these Don’t buy frozen peas Their shopping is done by some flack