The Andean cubs have been seen
With mama bear (named Billie Jean)
The way that they tumbled
M.J. would be humbled
On dance floors, the bear is a queen

The lib ain’t intended to last
Perhaps it’s a little half-assed
A driver, quite drunk
Took out a big chunk
And shut it all down (that was fast)

This lim’rick is, um, quite hard-hitting
But HushGalleria is quitting!
The man wants to bail
His house is for sale
(The buyer is surely unwitting)

The Safeway so Social is back
Celebs came to hob-knob and snack
But folks such as these
Don’t buy frozen peas
Their shopping is done by some flack

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