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Dear drivers, this rhyme is your warning
Don’t waste your time angrily horn-ing
What sounds like a hoedown
Shan’t end in a mow-down
Tomorrow at ten in the morning

The latest of schemes from Gabe Klein
Endeavors a safe redesign
While drivers’ thumbs twiddle
You cross in the middle
Diagonally? Yeah, that’s fine (!!)