If you are a train-loving geek The groundbreaking news of the week On top of the hike The prices will spike At times they call “peak-of-the-peak”

Hey kids! Mary Cheh is so clever! (And Peeps are a worthy endeavor) Her prank was delayed For Vincent’s parade It’s awkward, but late sure beats never

The nice folks at Big Bear want booze A quest they could possibly lose (?!) Some neighbors are fretting That change is begetting More AdMo-esque drunks with the blues

And speaking of folks up in arms We know soda helps less than harms But restaurateurs local Are being quite vocal This pop tax is ringing alarms