If you are a train-loving geek
The groundbreaking news of the week
On top of the hike
The prices will spike
At times they call “peak-of-the-peak”

Hey kids! Mary Cheh is so clever!
(And Peeps are a worthy endeavor)
Her prank was delayed
For Vincent’s parade
It’s awkward, but late sure beats never

The nice folks at Big Bear want booze
A quest they could possibly lose (?!)
Some neighbors are fretting
That change is begetting
More AdMo-esque drunks with the blues

And speaking of folks up in arms
We know soda helps less than harms
But restaurateurs local
Are being quite vocal
This pop tax is ringing alarms