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No secret, they target elites
With tasty (and overpriced) eats
The yuppies will revel
They’ve reached a new level:
A station for only smoked meats

The soda tax met its demise
For reasons that most can surmise
M. Cheh could have  scored
With Freeman on board
But not with those industry cries

Oh whoopsy, the CDC said
There’s news that we shouldn’t have spread
We told you no sweat
There wasn’t a threat
From crazy high levels of lead

The District is switching their brand
To something a little less bland
The wrapper is shiny
And also less tiny
The impetus? student demand