As proof that the Post can be stuffy They’re turning DeBonis less scruffy Goodbye Sally Quinn And hello, Mike’s chin! His hair and her column…both fluffy

Why stop, here’s another cheap shot: So how ’bout those numbers Vince got?! The data provided Counts just folks “decided” And what does that mean? Not a lot

This race needs a little more heat But now it at least has a beat It sure ain’t Chuck Brown But Fenty gets down The airwaves have this on repeat

Admittedly, it’s a cliché But where there’s a will, there’s a way No more will seniority Hold top priority Quality now links to pay