As proof that the Post can be stuffy
They’re turning DeBonis less scruffy
Goodbye Sally Quinn
And hello, Mike’s chin!
His hair and her column…both fluffy

Why stop, here’s another cheap shot:
So how ’bout those numbers Vince got?!
The data provided
Counts just folks “decided”
And what does that mean? Not a lot

This race needs a little more heat
But now it at least has a beat
It sure ain’t Chuck Brown
But Fenty gets down
The airwaves have this on repeat

Admittedly, it’s a cliché
But where there’s a will, there’s a way
No more will seniority
Hold top priority
Quality now links to pay