City Paper is not for tourists
For more viral, malt-beverage-fueled hilarity, check out Alex Balk‘s “Bros Icing Bros And The Fate Of Humanity: A Look Back.”
In more sober news, The Walk Disney Company will be closing most of its ESPN Zone restaurants, including the Washington and Baltimore locations. According to an NBC Washington poll, roughly 67 percent of local bros are sad about this.
Maureen Dowd takes on the bros at the Landon School who decided that setting up a hook-up fantasy league would be a good idea. Dowd concludes that it is “time for a curriculum overhaul” at the school, which is also the alma mater of George Huguely V, the University of Virginia lacrosse player accused of murdering his girlfriend Yeardley Love. “Young men everywhere must be taught, beyond platitudes, that young women are not prey.”