The store that has long been awaited ‘Twas also quite hotly debated Your laptop is busted? A genius, if trusted Will fix up the mess you created

Hizzoner had property stolen (Two bikes left for rough terrain rollin’) It’s now a charade Because he delayed And ’cause he’s a little controllin’

From slicing and dicing to searing This Wednesday saw Top Chef premiering With Padma, soon Nancy And food that looks fancy No wonder this show is endearing

McDonnell has issued a threat That’s making WMATA folks sweat He wants to appoint Two more from his joint Or matching funds, Metro won’t get