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The store that has long been awaited
‘Twas also quite hotly debated
Your laptop is busted?
A genius, if trusted
Will fix up the mess you created

Hizzoner had property stolen
(Two bikes left for rough terrain rollin’)
It’s now a charade
Because he delayed
And ’cause he’s a little controllin’

From slicing and dicing to searing
This Wednesday saw Top Chef premiering
With Padma, soon Nancy
And food that looks fancy
No wonder this show is endearing

McDonnell has issued a threat
That’s making WMATA folks sweat
He wants to appoint
Two more from his joint
Or matching funds, Metro won’t get