If Valentines Day seems a stretch Then this day will sure make you kvetch At work, there’s this mutt And you’re like, um, what? It’s cool; grab a ball and play fetch

With arguments reaching a close Defendants heard all of their woes They lied and they tampered And justice was hampered Why weren’t they more helpful? Who knows.

The Capitol dome gets new paint Bright orange, it certainly ain’t The color, “Dome White” This heat, at that height The best case: I’d certainly faint

Now speaking of domes, roofs, and decks I sure like the sound of these specs The Derby’s floor two A breeze and a brew So how ’bout a big can-o-Becks