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The panda experiment failed
Now hopes ride on lizards quite scaled
To us they seem slinky
To them is that kinky?
Let’s hope they get righteously nailed

With school getting set to resume
It seems that more firings loom
M. Rhee is selective
If deemed “ineffective”
A teacher will soon meet his doom

Don’t cross her when talking ’bout sportin’
She’s Eleanor “Badass” Holmes Norton
When those ‘cross the aisle
Want substance ‘fore style
She’s quick with the you-too retortin’

A drop-top, bright red, who’d have thunk?
Twice towed ‘fore they opened the trunk
It just took a whiff
To locate the stiff
And pinpoint the source of that funk