The panda experiment failed Now hopes ride on lizards quite scaled To us they seem slinky To them is that kinky? Let’s hope they get righteously nailed

With school getting set to resume It seems that more firings loom M. Rhee is selective If deemed “ineffective” A teacher will soon meet his doom

Don’t cross her when talking ’bout sportin’ She’s Eleanor “Badass” Holmes Norton When those ‘cross the aisle Want substance ‘fore style She’s quick with the you-too retortin’ A drop-top, bright red, who’d have thunk? Twice towed ‘fore they opened the trunk It just took a whiff To locate the stiff And pinpoint the source of that funk