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If you’re a loud-and-proud SUV driver in northwest D.C., be on the lookout for a possible eco-terrorist. At least 20 vehicles had slashed tires this morning in one neighborhood. And you guessed it: All of them were SUVs. Suspicious, right? Neighbors are already accusing the suspect of trying to make a point about their horrible gas mileage.

This anti-gas-guzzler really taught those SUV drivers a lesson. Now they have to dump a perfectly good tire and replace it with a new one. Totally eco-friendly!

Where did the eco-terrorist hit last night? Between 39th and Calvert streets N.W., from Davis to Tunlaw.

If you hear of continued SUV tire-slashing around town, let us know. Maybe we can make a “spotted eco-terrorist” Google Map to prove how web-savvy we are.

Photo by Gavin St. Ours, via Flickr.