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The start of this week was so dour
As many were left without power
Repairs are a farce
And Pepco’s an arse
That “storm” was naught more than a shower

The primary has people stressed
So BOEE ran a test
Unless folks all lied
The party divide:
What ice cream, to you, tastes the best

Those City Desk guys I adore
Are giving each day its own score
The needle goes higher
When good things transpire
It shit hits the fan: minus four!

The Archives so rarely make news
But now they’ve got more to peruse
You like the New Deal
Like really? For real?
Then this stuff, you just can’t refuse