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Though cringe moments, I have enjoyed
Real Housewives just left me annoyed
They’re filled with self-loathing
Have got way too much clothing
Their heads? Just a huge gaping void

Vince Gray’s full of vigor and vim
(Or that’s what he says with his trim)
The man with new glasses
Says Fenty half-asses
When jobs in this city are slim

They ranged from type II diabetic
To needing some real anesthetic
But even a cynic
Observing this clinic
Would deem these guys nearly prophetic

I’ll finish this rhyme with a quiz:
This guy stood outside of what biz?
But wait, it’s a trick
Two stores? What a prick!
For covering shoppers with jizz