Though cringe moments, I have enjoyed Real Housewives just left me annoyed They’re filled with self-loathing Have got way too much clothing Their heads? Just a huge gaping void

Vince Gray’s full of vigor and vim (Or that’s what he says with his trim) The man with new glasses Says Fenty half-asses When jobs in this city are slim

They ranged from type II diabetic To needing some real anesthetic But even a cynic Observing this clinic Would deem these guys nearly prophetic

I’ll finish this rhyme with a quiz: This guy stood outside of what biz? But wait, it’s a trick Two stores? What a prick! For covering shoppers with jizz