It’s the gift that keeps on giving: Gaithersburg is under attack and women are being sprayed with semen. We thought the incidents at Giant and then Michaels were bad enough, but now even more victims are coming forward. It’s semen-squirting mania in Maryland!

In addition to the incident on July 15 at the Giant grocery store, police also discovered an attack at Michaels last November. Now there are three additional cases at the same Giant on July 2 and 8, according to the Washington Post. Now we’re starting to wonder how many women are clueless and wandering the streets in closes covered in squirted semen. Wait, don’t answer that.

Michael Wayne Edwards Jr. has been charged in the first cases and turned himself in today on the latest three charges.

In cased you missed the drama last week: Edwards is accused of sneaking up behind unsuspecting women and using a small bottle (like one used for hand sanitizer) to spray them with semen. In at least a couple cases he was so proud of himself he thought it would be wise to take cell phone photos of his work, probably to help him produce more attack juices for later.

If you can believe it, there could be more victims out there. Victims should call 301-258-6400.