For Hill scandals this ain’t illicit
No diapers, nor photos explicit
A word to the many
Who owe quite the penny
The IRS really does miss it

The pen is your weapon of choice?
Then here is a cause to rejoice
The Mall ain’t for jogging
‘Cause now you’ll be blogging
When WiFi enables your voice

Oh hey, there’s a Tuesday election
The District must make its selection
My vote goes to Gray
But why, do you say?
Because his name rhymes to perfection…

Dismay, go astray, cabaret?
There’s little his rhymes can’t convey
And then there is Fenty
(One rhyme just ain’t plenty)
Compared to the Vincent buffet