For Hill scandals this ain’t illicit No diapers, nor photos explicit A word to the many Who owe quite the penny The IRS really does miss it

The pen is your weapon of choice? Then here is a cause to rejoice The Mall ain’t for jogging ‘Cause now you’ll be blogging When WiFi enables your voice

Oh hey, there’s a Tuesday election The District must make its selection My vote goes to Gray But why, do you say? Because his name rhymes to perfection…

Dismay, go astray, cabaret? There’s little his rhymes can’t convey And then there is Fenty (One rhyme just ain’t plenty) Compared to the Vincent buffet