Progressions like this are quite rare
When dealing with voters or hair
From balding to Gray
Is never the way
Unless you are running for mayor

While Vincent declares that he’s “humbled”
It’s clear the incumbent just fumbled
His gaffes like not polling
Trumped door-to-door strolling
His campaign’s response? well, it crumbled

The fact that Hizzoner did lose
Is certainly somewhat old news
What happens to Rhee?
Just wait and we’ll see
What governance dust-up ensues

A town that’s so deeply divided
Might wonder what Tuesday decided
If Gray can’t deliver
Both sides of the river
Then clearly, this dude is misguided