Progressions like this are quite rare When dealing with voters or hair From balding to Gray Is never the way Unless you are running for mayor

While Vincent declares that he’s “humbled” It’s clear the incumbent just fumbled His gaffes like not polling Trumped door-to-door strolling His campaign’s response? well, it crumbled

The fact that Hizzoner did lose Is certainly somewhat old news What happens to Rhee? Just wait and we’ll see What governance dust-up ensues

A town that’s so deeply divided Might wonder what Tuesday decided If Gray can’t deliver Both sides of the river Then clearly, this dude is misguided