Fans of Brett Favre and/or his cock will be tuned into Deadspin.com all day, to see if the world’s most entertaining sports site lives up to its promise to post photos of the aging star’s alleged naughty bits.

The tale of how Favre’s alleged cockshots—or “Crocshots,” as the alleged images will also allegedly include Favre’s alleged Crocs on his alleged feet in the alleged background—is a sordid one, involving sideline reporters and Facebook pages named after David Bowie characters.

From the N.Y. Daily News: “In an item posted Wednesday night, editor-in-chief A.J. Daulerio said the website will post three below-the-waist photos and two voicemails it claims Favre sent to TV host Jenn Sterger in 2008, when Favre was the Jets’ quarterback and Sterger was a Gang Green sideline reporter.”

Favre will visit NY this weekend as his Vikings play the Jets. Good god, what a story line!

And to think: Redskins fans thought all that talk of Clinton Portis‘ groin* was over the top…

*Full disclosure: The mentions of Clinton Portis’ groin in the headline and kicker were only inserted to add a local reference so I would feel better about writing a post that really has nothing to do with D.C. and everything to do with Brett Favre’s alleged cock.