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Those PETA folks sure are astute
They do more than shout, “cows pollute!”
At noon they will blast
The sound of gas passed
As their ‘inconvenient (fake) toot’

Remiss if I do not opine
on all that involves DC9
First charged with assault
Now booze sales may halt
Seems business (and fun) will decline

You talk while you drive in DC?
You dumbass; that comes with a fee
The news: cops are nabbing
More drivers while gabbing
So hang up or do it hands-free

Ms. Levy’s been dead such a while
That jogging Rock Creek’s back in style
The news is replete
With many a tweet
As Ingmar prepares to stand trial