Campaigning has reached a finale
Not much to be done ’bout the tally
Election ennui
Is big in DC
So f—k it, we’re off to the rally

A joy for each wonk, nerd, and geek
Jon Stewart‘s in town for the week
Obama to Goolsbee
This ain’t where ‘da fools be
‘Round here we all think ‘fore we speak…

Sure, sanity loss is widespread
But so are the walking undead
Those zombies (promotional)
Made you emotional?
Chill; they aren’t just in your head

Though zombies may be what you’ve seen
It’s vamps that will light up this screen
The early reviews:
Great movies, plus booze
So hey, have a great Halloween!