Campaigning has reached a finale Not much to be done ’bout the tally Election ennui Is big in DC So f—k it, we’re off to the rally

A joy for each wonk, nerd, and geek Jon Stewart‘s in town for the week Obama to Goolsbee This ain’t where ‘da fools be ‘Round here we all think ‘fore we speak…

Sure, sanity loss is widespread But so are the walking undead Those zombies (promotional) Made you emotional? Chill; they aren’t just in your head

Though zombies may be what you’ve seen It’s vamps that will light up this screen The early reviews: Great movies, plus booze So hey, have a great Halloween!