City Paper is not for tourists
There’s a lot of big stuff going on in Washington today. Some elections might shift the balance of power on Capitol Hill and the Wizards host their first home game with the future of the franchise, to name two.
But none of that can compete with what’s happening around the Redskins. The Coach is lying again? The Coach’s son is lying now, too? Randy Moss is in the mix? JaMarcus Russell got a tryout?
THAT JaMarcus Russell?
And it’s a Tuesday!
All of last night’s news broadcasts showed lots of John Boehner and Mike Shanahan. Their shared skin color can’t be god’s work. I had the sound off, and they began to look like the same guy.
Speaker of the House Tanahan, anyone?