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Sidwell Friends lost to came within two touchdowns of beating Maret in their year-ending game over the weekend. The team, which was winless and had been technically “slaughtered” in every other game this season deserves everybody’s pity and/or huzzahs for suffering through the singular human tragedy that is an imperfect football season but otherwise should not be mentioned despite representing the elitest and the highest-profile school in the most powerful city in the world, lost 24-12 came within two touchdowns of beating Maret.
The Fighting Quakers didn’t repeat last week’s performance in which the squad racked up a never-seen-before negative-38 yards of total offense in the first half against Saint James, came within two touchdowns of beating Maret.
I better not type anything else, or I’ll hear more about the un-O’Donnell-approved things I do to myself in my parents basement while being a misogynistically denigrating cyber-bully. OK, they ain’t that great at football right now, but Sidwell mofos sure know how to Play the Feud!