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What condom best matches your soul?
To answer that, fill out this poll
Just taking the quiz
Won’t shield you from jizz
But may may make your day a bit droll
True, Walmart may get all the zeal
But me, I just want a good meal
So most of my fervor
I save for my server
At IHOP, ’cause now it’s for real