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The thought of four Walmarts enrages But what if they paid decent wages? Sold food fresh and canned And we could demand A store that had no twenty gauges
As if they could be more detested (They’re snotty and sometimes arrested) Now five of their dorms Have bed bugs in swarms It seems that these kids are infested
What condom best matches your soul? To answer that, fill out this poll Just taking the quiz Won’t shield you from jizz But may may make your day a bit droll
True, Walmart may get all the zeal But me, I just want a good meal So most of my fervor I save for my server At IHOP, ’cause now it’s for real