Post-iPad the dudes who were “banned” Have got yet another thing planned Hell-bent on displaying The piece so dismaying That NPG folks had it canned

Most taxes, it seems, won’t increase And therefore will services cease? The council while scrambling Okay-ed online gambling So long as D.C. gets a piece

Two actors of Narnia fame Have picked an, um, obvious name Would ol’ C. S. Lewis Adore it or sue us Or maybe just think it was tame

This Fall saw a bit of suspense (Not Shark Week. I mean, no offense.) As part of recovery Folks at Discovery Think maybe they’ll build a big fence