Post-iPad the dudes who were “banned”
Have got yet another thing planned
Hell-bent on displaying
The piece so dismaying
That NPG folks had it canned

Most taxes, it seems, won’t increase
And therefore will services cease?
The council while scrambling
Okay-ed online gambling
So long as D.C. gets a piece

Two actors of Narnia fame
Have picked an, um, obvious name
Would ol’ C. S. Lewis
Adore it or sue us
Or maybe just think it was tame

This Fall saw a bit of suspense
(Not Shark Week. I mean, no offense.)
As part of recovery
Folks at Discovery
Think maybe they’ll build a big fence