The New Year will bring new protections Like totally random inspections The last time they tried We hued and we cried ‘Til Metro gave in to objections

Lanier is remaining as chief Which had some in slight disbelief Her salary rose While other pay froze Admittedly, causing some grief

If House members have it their way Our statues will go on display The thought’s a bit heady That L’Enfant and Freddy Will stand there with Chandler and Clay

‘Til now DC9 has been closed (From “ice skating” they’re indisposed) Tonight is your chance To go out and dance With manner and cause undisclosed