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All D.C. Public Schools are scheduled to open on time this morning.

Except one.

It was reported on the DCPS website last night School Without Walls will remain closed while engineers comb the campus “to determine the repairs necessary to reopen the building.”

“Building?”

So….SCHOOL WITHOUT WALLS HAS WALLS?

It took an earthquake to expose this sham? What kind of lesson does giving a supposed educational institution such an obviously false name teach our children?

I mean, my alma mater wasn’t called the School Without Jerks for a reason!