Do you have talent? If so, you may want to head to the auditions for the NBC show America’s Got Talent, which run Nov. 5-6 at the Washington Convention Center. The auditions are “open to any age any talent.”

Any talent! The possibilities are nigh endless. I polled Washington City Paper staff and my colleagues suggested the following:

  1. Making ethically dubious decisions that lead to federal government investigation
  2. Misunderstanding what “pro bono” means
  3. Stalling real estate development

Leave your talent suggestions in the comments or send them to us on Twitter. By the way, if your talent involves fireworks, you’re out of luck. The site’s FAQ recommends auditioners leave the pyrotechnics at home.

Pre-register to audition here.